PvtRyan's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SAS: Zombie Assault]

Nice, but.

It was a good game. Well designed levels, guns, turrets, enemies.
But the only reason why I stopped playing was because a zombie managed to get himself so close to me that I couldn't shoot him. And, I was stuck in one spot so I couldn't move at all. By the time I had figured out where to aim to kill the bugger, one of the bigger zombies ate my head. Other than that, it's a good game.

[Orchestrated Death]

Fun game

I didn't think it was to short. I think the ways people died were just really weird.
If I hadn't noticed a way to figure out how to always find clickables I never would've gotten past #2.
It was a well-made game, but trying to understand your method of thinking is tough, I mostly just scanned the screen after every event to try and figure out what to do.

Btw, for number two, remember that some things are only clickable while an event is happening.

[Rocket Car 2]

Eh.

Good time waster, not bad gameplay.
Mostly I want to comment on level 31. It's NOT "Impossible."
I just beat it.
You have to guide the balls to one side, then while they're zooming to your position, move to the other end of the ledge.
- or- (If that's too hard)
After you hit the boss and reverse the gravity, wait on the ceiling 'till he fires, that way you'll be safely out of range and then jump back down and slap him around while he's recharging.

[RagDoll Cannon]

Meh

It was a fun game, and levels were interesting and clever, but the scoring was bollocks. Forcing us to waste our score to simply figure out what the eff we were supposed to do is a little lame. A timer based score would be better.

[James The Pirate Zebra]

Rofl.

Fun game, but I liked the intro most xD
I'm totally gonna start animating while fighting dragons.

[The World's Hardest Game]

Jesus....

Not the Hardest... but easily the most Meticulous, Frustrating, and Angering game.
Finished it with 781 deaths.
I have to say, 30 was incredibly easy, took me 6 tries. 29, on the other hand... 29 and 16 gave me the most trouble I think.
This game pissed me off. You even managed to get me to do two "Hulk Smash" two-handed pounds onto my desk.
And with that I have to say, "Fuck you."